Empty Easter Chair Parade

by | May 27, 2024 | Captured by Pink Midnight, Colors, Day, Lifestyle

Let’s have a spring garden party. With pretty easter colors and candy.

photograph of dandelion yellow Pacifico beer cans on grass, crushed in the middle

Aluminum dandelions formed by crushed Pacifica cerveza cans on a backdrop of green grass after a windy night in February.

Imaginary friends only.

And maybe some big-dick motherfucker in an Easter bunny costume to fertilize our fantasy eggs.

I will be wearing my sloppiest Sunday finery.

And no panties at all. Bladder full from drink-eating so much ice-cream-and-7-up punch. Squatting to piss in the grass whenever I feel like it.

What do you think we will find hidden in our secret garden?

What do you WANT to find?